Fortune telling - Pirate Style!

I love my magic 8 ball - it is so positive.
Me: Will it be a nice day today?
Magic 8 Ball: Outlook Good.
Me: Will I be happy in my life?
Magic 8 Ball: All signs point to yes.
Me: Will the little first mate have a good life?
Magic 8 Ball: It is decidedly so.
Me: Should I eat a huge bowl of Oreo Cookie Icecream?
Magic 8 Ball: Ask again later.
Oh well, it can't be perfect.
I think it would be a lot of fun to go back to school and have the magic 8 ball make all the decisions for me. Like if a kid asks "Can I go to the bathroom" - I'd ask the magic 8 ball. Or "can I have an extension"...and I'd shake the magic 8 ball and it would say "don't count on it".
Ah - good times.

2 Comments:
What if you shake amagic 8 ball and ask it if its real and it says no? Do you take it 's word on it? Doesnt that make it real?
The magic 8 ball is for "entertainment purposes only" - but I think that would make an excellent idea for a play where the characters consult a magic 8 ball to decide what to do next. It would be awesome for improv.
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